Sadstone Power Station will soon be generating electricity using three massive hamster wheels being turned by the unemployed, overweight, unfit, bikies, criminals, refugees and pensioners.
Arch Premier Campy Nooman jetted into Sadstone yesterday to announce his latest brain puff. “Construction of the first giant wheel is underway, and it will be powered by all the dole bludging folk I made redundant last year.”
Canned-Do also unveiled his plan to halt all future wind, tidal and solar generators, and utilise People Power instead. Householders will be able to apply for rebates for smaller hamster wheels which can be turned by family pets, or passing vagrants.
Arch Premier Nooman admitted he came up with the idea whilst tormenting the pet hamster he keeps on his desk.
“It’s clean and mean, which is just how we like it!” he told our stunned reporter.