Fundawear – Smart Phone Undies

Well, whatever it is they're doing, it certainly looks like fun...

Well, whatever it is they’re doing, it certainly looks like fun…

If you’re a FIFO worker pining for your partner’s touch, then I’ve got some great news for you!

Apparently Durex, the nice folk who make rubber products for the discerning gentleman, have come up with a new product called ‘Fundawear’, which is going to take smutty phone calls to a whole new level.

The ‘Fundawear’ pack contains a bra, panties and a pair of men’s underwear, and once you and your partner have put them on, you can use your smart phones to give each other little thrills; anywhere, anytime.  I don’t think Telstra had this sort of thing in mind when they came up with the old jingle, “Reach out and touch someone.”

Upon learning of this wonderful product I immediately texted the link to Long Suffering Wife, who was sitting in the room next door, and she


told me to call her they instant they bring out men’s undies that can administer long distance, high voltage, electric shocks via her smart phone.

Anyway, thanks to this new-fangled technology, I reckon we’re about to see the introduction of some new laws.  For example, it may become illegal to wear ‘Fundawear’ while driving.  It’s bad enough that people are texting behind the wheel, the last thing we need is motorists trying to negotiate the Toolooa Bends in a state of heightened ecstasy.  Mind you, it may end Gladstone’s current road rage problem…

And to find out which motorists are wearing Funny Undies, Qld Police could be issued with a special app to use at roadside testing sites; which will do wonders for Police / Public relations!

Industrial workplaces may have to introduce Funny Undies‘ Checks to halt the spread of erotically induced accidents onsite.  And office workers could find themselves in acutely embarrassing situations mid-presentation after receiving a long distance tickle from their partners.

Well, you won’t see me suffering that sort of humiliation; not since Long Suffering Wife hid the credit cards.  You know, I’m starting to think that the ‘Funnymoon’ is definitely over here in South Gladstone.

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